July 2012
12 posts
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FUCK THE POLICE, I'M A PIRATE
okay, i’m just saying this cause i’m drunk.
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What did luke skywalker say to his father when he...
later vader
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I should change my name to Amanda
Why?
cause i’m a man, duh!
Watchconsulting-meerkat:
fish-wifey:
I went
to public school.
omfg
i lost it after attempt 510 omfg
JESUS CHRIST I CANT BREATHE
SWISS FUCKING CHEESE GOD DAMMIT
MOTHERFUCKING TRIPLE SPIKES
NEVER NOT REBLOG
I CANT EVEN PLAY IT RIGHT SIDE UP
HIGH EDUCATION.
SWISS FUCKING CHEESE.
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How much is the Jackson 5 worth?
$100!
you know, cause president Jackson is on the twenty dollar bill, and 5x20=100.
Okay i’ll stop, this joke was considerably lamer than my last joke
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What do you call a female deer that's high?
A cookie!
get it? cause it’s a baked doe?
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neurotic-waffle asked: If you could have any fictional character as a partner in the zombie apocalypse, who would it be and why?
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TMI Tuesday! Anon is on, get me some questions...
If you don’t ask me something, then you’re a misogynistic, bike-hating capitalist. Okay, not really, but you should still ask me something
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How to create the most powerful weapon in the...
Motion is caused by imbalance. if there is balance, there is no motion. So if someone were to create a machine of perpetual motion, that would mean that it is balanced (balanced in the sense that its energy output is equal to its energy input) and in motion. this is a problem because if there is motion, then it is not balanced, but if it is to move perpetually, it must be balanced. it’s a...
