Seriously, that shit’s uncomfortable. At least he’s pretty understanding.
This is a lamp i made for my mother for mothers day. it’s made from a recycled lamp and my old trumpet that i used to play in junior high. the base was cut, sanded, stained and varnished by me. it took me longer than i expected, which is why i finished it almost a week after mothers day. As for the case that held the trumpet- i’ll be turning that into a toolbox. :D
bending is the manipulation of the states of matter!
Earthbending is the manipulation of solids
Waterbending is the manipulation of liquids
Airbending is the manipulation of gases
Firebending is the manipulation of plasmas and energies
maybe you already realized this, but whatever, maybe i’m just slow
oh, wait, i just realized waterbenders can manipulate ice, which is a solid. hmm. well, other than that, this makes sense.
The best blow job is when you aim a fan at your crotch after strenuous exercise
I really wanna take a vintage ford mustang, trick it out for racing, and then give it a rainbow dash paint job. It would be light blue with a rainbow racing stripe down the middle and the rear quarter panels would have rainbow dash’s cutie mark on them. to top it off, the license plate would read BRONY. It would be so awesome! :D
i win all of these except the maxi-pad and the dog being my best friend; jolie is my second best friend >.>